Where Old Folks Talk Trash and Look Good Doing It
🏓 Est. on a pickleball court somewhere in America
Sweet Pickle Balls
Where old folks talk trash and look good doing it. Jokes, pickup lines, and insults for players who’ve earned the right to be insufferable.
Virginia City, NV
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Pickup Lines
See All 100+ →“Are you a third shot drop? Because you’ve got me falling for you slowly.”
“I must be a kitchen violation, because I can’t stop hanging around you.”
“Is your name Selkirk? Because I’d take you to the kitchen any day.”
Trash Talk
See All 100+ →“You move so slow the court dried out waiting for your serve.”
“I’ve seen better form on a folding chair.”
“Your backhand called. It wants to be put out of its misery.”
Jokes
See All 100+ →“Why don’t pickleball players ever get lost? Because they always find the kitchen.”
“My doctor said I need more dinking in my life. Best prescription ever.”
“I told my wife I was going to play pickleball. She said, ‘Again?’ I said, ‘No, still.'”
— Stinky, Virginia City NV. RIP, legend.
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